Let us give you a list of why you should have orgasms at home instead of aimless hanging out.
Lol! Orgasms are the feeling that cannot be described sufficiently in a single word, the feeling that hits you at a crescendo, that ad-lib part of your favorite song. I’m sure if the choice was climaxing or going out, you’ll most likely pick orgasm. I know I will. Before I proceed, this is for the ladies.
Here is my explanation, with orgasm, you’re sure what you’re getting, an intense feeling of satisfaction, with going out, you’re not sure of what you’re getting. For the introverts, going out isn’t top priority, those places might be obscenely loud and way too much bodies, people stepping on you and stuff. Yes! Stay home having orgasm is the thrill.
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Seriously where else would it be okay to walk around commando style, watch tv, eat and of course have orgasms as much as you want.
1. Orgasms are free. Bars are not. Getting to have fun is important, while you can have orgasms for free, bars are not free even if you’re not paying for it. A friend could be paying on your behalf.
2. Orgasms never bring hangovers. A crucial part of going out is having fun which usually brings along some volume of alcohol for people who like to. Consumption of alcohol helps with removing inhibitions but in the morning, it will deliver hangovers, something orgasms will never bring. It’ll in fact improve your mood.
3. You don’t have to take a cab/Uber to your drawer. It’s just in the second drawer close to the bed, that’s where rabbit is (replace with the cute name you’ve given your sex toy) unless its in the drawer at your friend’s house on the other side of town.
4. It’s fine to stay in bed. No one has your back like the bed, the most conducive place for your body. You can give him a nickname too. Your bed will never scream at you.
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5. It goes without saying that turning up in general usually requires some form of clothing but orgasms on the other hand doesn’t put much importance on dressing, in fact, having anything on is considered over dressing.
6. Here is a big advantage, you get to choose your own music at home while “orgasming” unlike the bar where you have to listen to some overpriced guy’s music just because he has a DJ tag in his/her name.
7. Flirting can be fun but at the same time, it can be very daunting until you get the person who understand your flirt but fortunately, orgasms aint so complicated, way more direct than flirting.
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8. In bars, right along the path of constituting public nuisance, your drinks might stop coming but with orgasms, nobody will cut you off.
9. Your vibrator is your trusted source of orgasms. He knows how to treat you well especially when it’s fully charged, it’ll take care of you just fine.
10. Orgasms won’t give you any disease, pretty self-explanatory. Your chances of getting a disease from your sex toy is really very slim.
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