March 20, 2023

Job’s first day in Heaven (Comedy)

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Job’s first day in Heaven (Comedy)

Another skit from Timi P

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“Very well,” the LORD told Satan, “everything he owns is in your power. However, you must not lay a hand on Job himself.” So Satan left the LORD’s presence.Ā 

Holman Christian Standard Bible, Jobs 1:12

We all Some of us know about the story of Jobs in the old testament about his tribulations on earth which was approved by God, it was a wager between God and Satan about the devout nature of Jobs in service to God.

Long story short, God gave Satan the approval to torment him and test him if he will still be faithful despite all his travails. This post will focus on Job’s comedic entrance into Heaven after he died.

Job arrived at the gates of Heaven, everywhere was shining, almost blinding with the streets paved in Gold, the beautiful pearly gate was opened to Jobs.

As he walked into paradise, he heard a voice from a distant

ā€œJob, my son! Is that you?ā€ The voice was clear as day and very soothing, he could the power and love in the voice. The voice became clearer as he moved closer to him.
There was no need for introductions, it is God!

The elderly but very agile man walked towards him in anticipation, with arms open.

ā€œBring it in!ā€

Jobs rushed into the arms of God, it all made sense. He could hear the music, the sweet music in the ears. The Harp was so melodic and smooth.

ā€œWelcome home, Jobā€ God continued. I thank you for all the good work you’ve done on earth.

Tears strolled down Job’s eyes as he slowly disengaged from the hug he would have loved to last forever.

ā€œWalk with me, sonā€ He told Job.

As the walked the beautiful heavenly streets with towers and mansions with foundations in the cloud, the scenery was breathtakingly beautiful, more beautiful that whatever had been described in any book.

ā€œYour story, the story of your travails will live on forever, much more than you can imagine.ā€

ā€œYour story is that or courage and resilience and absolute faith in my will for your lifeā€.

Along the street in different houses, he could see people taking harp lessons, David was coordinating the choir, the Halleluyah been sang was legendary, no other people could sing with so much accord, seemed like the choir of hundreds of thousands of people were singing with one voice.

On the other aisle was Abraham coordinating for the big feast later today in honor of Job, the newly arrived son of God.

As they moved along the streets of heaven, Job was overwhelmed with the beautiful city of God. Jesus, the son of God playing with children.

ā€œHey Jesus, come meet Job. You remember him right?ā€

Jesus came to join them, also smiling, he gave Job a big hug, and remarked

ā€œWe are all proud of what your life signifiedā€.

Job looked at God wondering who Jesus was, God quickly clarified,

ā€œJesus is my son. He shows up later in the timespace but he was here while we all witnessed your story

ā€œYour son?ā€ Job inquired

ā€œDon’t worry yourself, It’ll all be understandable to you later onā€ God told him

ā€œJob, I would like to say once more, great work, the heavens and the earth will never forget the path your life has playedā€ Jesus said, feeling proud of Job.

ā€œIts all so beautiful and heart wrenching to find out that all that happened to you was all known to the Almighty Godā€ Jesus said

At this point, Job needed more clarification on Jesus’ last statement.

ā€œGod, what does Jesus mean by you knew about all of thisā€ Job asked.

ā€œTake it easy, Job. There is a very small explanation for this. Trust meā€ God said.

ā€œGod allowed Satan to test your faithā€ Jesus said

ā€œJ-E-S-U-S!ā€ God called out his name.

ā€œDad, no use ripping the bandage slowly. The wound has healedā€ Jesus defended himself

ā€œIt’s not in your place to say, son!ā€ God said

ā€œWhat is Bandageā€ Job asked.

ā€œIts something that was invented, thousands of years later to prevent infections. You’ll understand that later, it’s a future innovationā€ God said

ā€œFrom what Jesus is saying, you knew Satan was gonna destroy my life and you allowed me.ā€

ā€œHang on, Job! Don’t be like this. I allowed him touch everything you own asides your life. Technically, your life was secure throughoutā€ God said

ā€œYou gambled with my life?ā€ Job asked.

ā€œIt was a calculated bet, you would win anywaysā€ God said

ā€œYou knew I would winā€ Job inquired, with a look of absolute befuddlement.

ā€œYes, I knew. You know, with me being ALPHA & OMEGA, The beginning and the end, OMNIPRESENT and OMNIPOTENT, those abilities come in highly needed.ā€ God said

ā€œLike how I know, there will be Youtube, and you’ll see a lot of funny cat videos. When you settle in, I will show you a couple of cat videos, and this funny black lady that I saved from a fire, then goes aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-that. You’ll love Youtube, Job… You’ll crack up.ā€

ā€œYoutube, videos, aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-dat. What are those?ā€ Job asked

ā€œThey’re all future things, thousands of years before they come to pass. You should try to keep up better next time because aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-datā€ God said cracking up.

Jesus joined in, those videos are really hilarious dad, can’t get enough of them. Its what we’ve been watching, after the morning praise session.

ā€œCan we come back to me right now? My travails and the fact that you allowed itā€ Job spoke as it seems, God and Jesus were having laughs about something he had no idea about.

ā€œOkay Job, Come’on, don’t be such a killjoy. I know the plans I had for you even before you were born from your mother’s wombā€ God said

Jesus nodded in approval to God’s last sentence.

ā€œWhat is a killjoy?ā€ Job asked a rhetorical question

ā€œDon’t tell me! Someone who tries to bring down the moodā€ Job said

God and Jesus nodded in agreement as angels flew down and handed out smoothies to all 3 having the conversation.

God and Jesus sucked the straw a decent amount of the juice. Job observed both father and son enjoy whatever it is the angels just delivered.

ā€œJob, you gotta try this drink out. It will B-L-O-W Y-O-U-R M-I-N-D. A thousand percent guaranteed! ā€ Jesus said

ā€œAnother product from the future rightā€ Jesus replied nodding consecutively not willing to stop sipping the smoothie just to answer Job’s rhetorical question.

ā€œHe’s catching up so fast, dadā€ Jesus said to God

ā€œJob, ever since me and Jesus started drinking these smoothies, it has changed our lives forever. No one knows more about forever and eternity than me.ā€ God said

Job gave a strong stare, they both removed the straw from their mouth.

ā€œGod, why are you speaking like this?ā€

ā€œThat’s the accent of black people from the future. Everything is funny how they say it. absolutely delightful bunch.ā€ God replied.

ā€œI did everything you wanted me to do, I dedicated my life and family to your will.ā€ Job said

ā€œAnd I know, and everyone appreciates your sacrifice. Look all around you, you’re in heaven nowā€ God said, massaging Job’s shoulders.

ā€œIt all happened back there Job, its in the past nowā€ Jesus said.

ā€œHow about my family, they are deadā€ Job said

ā€œYea, they died back there on earth, pay close attention Job, but they’re here, waiting for you.ā€

God said, ā€œPlease can the Jobs come out, Papa Job is hereā€

What God said reverberated around the heavens, everyone gathered around the scene now. Abraham, David, the angels and the council of elders.

From a distance, the door of a mansion opened, and Job’s family came out running down the street to meet Job where he stood.

Tears streamed down Job’s eyes, as he once again was reunited with his family, God then whispered into his ears the following.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

The heavens were in jubilation as Job once again reunited with his family, the festivities of Job’s arrival was close, the time for feast was near.

God and Jesus watched Job and his family share 1001 kisses, the laughter in the face of the children was un-measurable.

God faced Jesus and told him ā€œThe end of a matter is better than its beginning; a patient spirit is better than a proud spirit.ā€

ā€œYou’re right, Dad!ā€ Jesus said.

ā€œYou must start preparing Jesus, your part in this will begin soon.ā€ God said

They both continued watching and sipping their smoothie.

Far away from where everyone could see, the devil watched the happy reunion and thought to himself.

ā€œBut I asked God’s permission before doing it, how am I the bad guy?ā€. He looked away as he sipped from his strawberry smoothie.

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