Having sex in the cinema might not be a big deal to you but it's on some people's bucket list, and we're here to help
This isn’t for the faint hearted, it’s public and people are bound to suspect you guys with the weird movement going on with the both of you in that dark secluded corner. It is for the thrill seekers, those who are looking for fun with risk thrown into it. It’s not for everyone, if it is something you’ve never considered, then these are the things you need to keep in mind.
If you’re never going to try, then you need to live more or you’ll meet the person who will talk you into doing it, then this post will come in handy then, and if you’ve done it before, once or more times without getting caught.
Let us know in the comment section, if we got it all covered, even if you got caught, let us learn from your mistake.
The cinema is one of the most interesting places to have sex. It’s not normal, there is the risk of getting caught which makes super dope for the adrenaline junkies! Without further ado, let’s get into it
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1. Dress for the occasion
This is the most important tip on this list. It’s not the place where you were skin tight jean to. Nope, save that for another time. You want to wear loose fitting outfit that can allow you free access especially around your private part.
You have to be easily accessible down there, else the entire thing will be a darn struggle and it ends in a disaster, you’ll draw too much attention to yourself which is bad.
2. Go for boring movies
This is like the oldest trick in the book, whatever that book is. The boring movies are where you want to be because no one really cares about them, if no one cares about them, then the cinema will be scanty which give you the best chance of picking the best venue.
Chances are other people watching the movie are there like you, hoping to get some action in the cinema because their house isn’t free or whatever excuse they’ve got. You’re just there to have sex remember? FOCUS!
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3. Enter separately or together
This is down to your prerogative.
It’s all you, you can decide to go in separately, if you don’t want people to
know you’re together which might be disaster when noises start coming from
behind. Nobody will believe you strangers came into the movie to shag without
prior knowledge of each other.
Or you can just walk in together hand in hand,
zero fucks given that day. Get in there, and go about your adult business.
4. Pick your seats wisely
Like they say in real estate, location! location!! location!!!
This is as important as every other tip on this list, you have to know where you can sit. The sitting strategy if done right will make it effortlessly good. Try as much as people to sit away from people, if possible sit close to the wall. You know what is about to happen, so accordingly sit where people will find it difficult to see you guys getting your freak on.
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5. Minimise/Mask the noise
This is perhaps the giveaway to other people in the cinema, if you can mask the noise to coincide with noises during the movie that will be great but if you cannot, then minimize your noise. The truth is people know what sex noises sound like, so people will probably notice unless you don’t care. You might want them to hear, it is a turn on for some people.
Lastly, be a decent
human being, and carry along your used condom. Aint nobody wanna see that! Picking up popcorn hidden in the seats is bad enough, picking up used condoms and stuff is just plain annoying.
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