I couldn’t concentrate all day at work, especially with the text Nnanna sent earlier. I was filled with both excitement and worry. Excited that we were probably going into a new level in our relationship and worried about what we had and if it could...
“If you don’t want to do anything, its fine” I said as she stroked my semi-turgid dick on my couch. She seemed to enjoy stroking the dick, looking at me with half closed eyes. I could tell that she really wanted to, but she had this code of conduct...
Karen rode me like a pro. The same girl who cancelled a date because she had a meeting at the church?! All I could do then was close my eyes and enjoy every minute. My hands grabbed her huge buttcheeks and squeezed. I was tempted to spank her but I...
Written by M (writer wishes to be anonymous) The guys were in a jolly mood as they walked out of my tent, its not every day your general’s daughter tells you, there is a largely free day tomorrow since the General is going for a meeting with...
“Hey babe, what’s up? This one you’re calling, I am sure you need something. What do you want?” I said as I picked up my phone to talk to Alex. Baby girl never calls me unless she needs something. Usually she communicates via BBM. “Ahan now. What do...
Despite evidence supporting the contrary, Peter Dinklage isn’t convinced that women appreciate his sexiness. “They’ll say, ‘Oh, he’s so sexy’, but women still go for the guys who are 6’2″, he was quoted saying. Although he’s as badass as Tyrion...
Guess who’s back? I know it’s been so long. Well, life happened. That’s all I can say. In any case, old Deolu here asked me to come back since you guys missed me that much and because I love you my fans, I decided to. Hopefully this time, it’s for...
When I was younger I always wanted to date a nymphomaniac. A chic that would always want sex. It was a fantasy that I wished for… and almost prayed for. A lady who would make sex become boring for me. I never got that wish and as I grew up later in...
I cannot believe this, what do I do? Jesus! How do I resolve this?! Right now?! Really!!!! Eno found it difficult to think in her high state, She sat in the car confused, tried to start the car again, no luck. Eno got out of the car terrified, it...
Written by Funke Ajomale His movie finally ended, he led my hand and started to kiss them like he’s life depended on it. I tried to withdraw when he looked up and held my waist and placed his head on my tummy, kissed my belly button. I was only...
These out-of-this-world photos will make you feel like you’re on another planet. Why spend years training to be an astronaut when you explore strange new worlds right here on earth? So what if you didn’t pass the last phase of the Mars...
I met Henry a month after Michael left. I had gone to see a movie with my kids at Genesis Deluxe cinemas. Gabriel and Deinye had bugged me so much about going to see the Spongebob movie and I finally budged. Henry had sat by my left while the kids...
I’m going to say something here that might disappoint and possibly surprise some of you. “Diesel” is not a real last name. Vin Diesel does not come from a long lineage of “Diesels”. I know I know, I wish it was his real...
(The real identities of the authors have been changed to protect the writer but the stories are real) Susan was a 2nd year Biochemistry student in the faculty when I first met her. My course mates were having a lecture in a particular lecture hell I...
(The real identities of the authors have been changed to protect the writer but the stories are real) I wasn’t prepared at all for what Hannah was about to do to me. She parted my panties quickly and had her tongue inside my pussy. I was backed up...
By Funke Ajomale (@funkeh_A) I’m guessing we had a great weekend, plenty faaji’s/owambes to attend. It would be nice if you can share your funny owambe stories with us sometime, we would love to read and share them. Anyways, my friend sent me a link...
Parenting ain’t all sunshine and bubblegum. Kids just don’t know how to act, and this can lead to some explosively disastrous accidents, like the epic kid fails in this list. They might be having fun, but that’s because...
Written by Eric Arthur Looking over my shoulder, I saw Jude and the other girl hugging tight and kissing. His hands were working on her petite ass while she put her arms around his shoulders. They were gradually making their way towards our...
Evolve, a gun safety organization in the U.S., has just released a brilliant ad campaign that uses humor to drive home the unfunny truth about gun safety. It juxtaposes images of children playing with various adult “unmentionables” with a message...
(The real identities of the authors have been changed to protect the writer but the stories are real) I have always liked girls more than I like boys. Ever since when I was in Basic five back then in St. Bridget’s primary school and my best friend...
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The wedding came next. The previous night I’d taken Emeka to a strip club and some half-naked stripper was dancing all over him in a manner so provocative that any man about to get married would be having doubts but Emeka managed to keep himself in...
Written by Eric Arthur Waking up, I stretched my arms, yawning. Alfred’s bed was empty. I took my phone from under my pillow and checked the time. 9:05. Gosh! I was going to miss church if I don’t shower quickly. My little man down...
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Hi guys, I have wanted to share this particular encounter with you for a while but I have been busy, but its better late than never, isnt it? ________ She called that she was downstairs, I really wanted to believe but the fact is she had cancelled...
I didn’t feel any guilt as I carried Tolu upstairs into the bedroom. Neither did I feel any guilt when she sucked my dick like some delicious candy. I lay on the bed, my head propped on a pillow as I observed her, the lady who was getting married...
Written by Eric Aurthur Unable to bear the useless talks of his nagging girlfriend, Jude decided to leave the room and go join the guys outside. He was frustrated. She needed money for some personal items and he did not have any to spare. He would...
1. Eufrat Mai, the woman who was the vagina model for the FleshLight Before we get started, there’s one little thing we have to explain. A FleshLight is a sex toy targeted towards men, meant to simulate the feeling of a real woman’s...
Nashville-based graphic designer Clif Dickens creates these hilariously honest advertising slogans, most of which, make more sense than the real ones. His work has been featured in leading publications such as Adweek, Business Insider, Huffington...
Written By Eric Authur & Tosin Silver ”Com’on! I know what’s at stake here!” he screamed at the top of his voice. ”Jared, Jared,” The man in the expensive suit shook his head, maintaining eye contact with the...
