Eva just found out that she cannot place who exactly she is pregnant for, after she slept with two brothers unknowingly.
Aisha promised to get back to me and I was sure she would.
One of the few dependent ladies I actually knew. I made my way to Yaba, time to see the guys. As I sat in the Uber Aisha ordered for me after leaving Senator Nwachukwu’s residence, I thought about the senator’s daughter a lot more.
How could a lady so beautiful and sophisticated be more into ladies than men? I mean, to be honest I have met more beautiful ladies who have a thing for the same sex but this just felt weird or was it that I was finally discriminating?
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Either way, I would mind fucking her brain back to default setting. Like it had taken every inch of my self-control and extra thoughts to keep my erection from becoming so obvious. Even at the height of my best efforts, I was pretty sure Aisha had noticed I was turned on around the senator’s daughter and not to play more into her hands, I had not asked her what was the name of the Senator’s daughter seeing that they seemed pretty close.
I could google up on Senator Nwachukwu later in the day. I looked out the window and saw we were around Yaba already. I sure could use a bottle or two and was saying a silent prayer that the guys should be in some form of drinking mood and that it was vodka and not beer mood.
As the car pulled into Blackky’s street and I could see about three of them seated outside with bottles around, I knew God had answered just one half of my prayers but then again who was I to complain?
As the Uber pulled up, I could see it was the usual suspects. Blackky, Porky and Bobo with bottles of beer around.
“Ahan, wetin do bike?” Porky commented as the Uber pulled up and I got out.
“Nothing do bike. Shey make I no dey try relax once in a while ni? I replied.
“If I hear, no be you. Except say na woman house you dey come from” He continued.
He was kind of right though, I preferred hopping bikes because they were faster and had no rules. And they also came with a one way ticket to the morgue. Well everything in life was a risk anyway so shoot me.
“Omo, wetin dey happen now?” I asked as I shook each of them and pulled a nearby chair closer.
“Na Bongo chair be that o” Blackky remarked as I sat down.
“Wo, na your area. You go find am another chair when he come back. Where he go sef? Bongo was also a member of the squad, better put he was the number womanizer when it came down to chasing anything in skirts.
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Although he beat Blackky to top spot by only a little margin. Between both of them, there was really no girl around that they had not made a move on at one point or another.
“Na from house you dey come?” Bobo asked and I knew where he was headed with that question.
“At all, if na from house I go carry lappy na”. I looked up in time to see Monday, the attendant at the beer parlour next door. I raised my hand and waved him over.
“Wo, help me find very cold Heineken” I said as he got closer.
He nodded and turned back.
“I say make you give me woman, you go dey hoard them like say them be trophy”
Porky with the usual accusation. Which reminded I had not even checked my phone in quite a while. Messages o!
My heart was beating as I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone without replying Porky.
As expected I did have a bunch of messages to reply but one in particular caught my eye. It was from Lauren, a freaky friend who was always avoiding seeing me.
I think it must be with the fact that she walked in once on me fucking her roommate. But that wasn’t the reason why I was so eager to open up her texts first. She schooled at Unilag which was just two streets away from my current location, today might just be my lucky day.
‘Hey what’s up’ was her text and it was almost ten minutes ago. I hope I wasn’t too late.
‘Madam, what’s up?’ I replied. And looked up in time to see Monday returning with a cold bottle of Heineken. God bless his soul, I thought to myself as I collected it from him and a cup to go. Opened it up with my teeth and poured out.
Two gulps down and I checked my messages again.
‘Na wa o, so if I don’t buzz you. You wouldn’t buzz me abi?’
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‘It’s not like that, dear. I have been really busy. You know I am always thinking about you’ If I hear, I had reduced chatting with her ever since it occurred to me that we might end up not fucking and I definitely wasn’t ready for dating anyway.
‘Na so’
‘Seriously, how have you been tho?’
‘I have being fine but pretty bored right now’
‘Really? But if I ask you to come hang out with me now, you would form busy’
‘Lol, it’s not like that jor. You know classes and all’
‘I get, if you are that bored. Come out and hang out with me. I am even around your school now’
‘Really? Where?’
‘Just two streets outside your school gate’ I texted her Blackky’s address and poured out another cup of beer.
“Wetin you just dey look for phone since morning wey you dey smile like Imbecile?” Porky always the questioner.
“One girl don dey show your breast again abi” Blackky winked at me. He got a frown in return.
“Why be say everything na woman for your mind? You no even know if person wan send me money ni. You just jump and assume say na woman I dey follow chat” I said.
“No be you? Ninety nine percent of your chats na with woman”.
I didn’t reply anymore and checked my phone in time to see Lauren’s text.
‘Ok, I am on my way’
Sparks went off in my head and this time even I knew there was a huge smile all over my face. I motioned once more to Monday to come over.
“Wetin happen? You never finish drink wey dey your front, you dey order another one. When you turn brewery?” Porky again, I need to kill him soon.
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“Shey you go drink abi you no drink?” I shot at him.
“Ohh, you wan buy us extra bottles?”
“Why you dey like to ask Jamb questions like this? You go drink, yes or no?”
“I go drink na, you know say you be my padi” and now he was rubbing my shoulders.
“Monday, abeg give me one big stout again” Bobo ordered his.
“Bring two star for me and Blackky” Porky’s turn
“Why? I ask you to order for me ni? I tell you say I wan drink more?” Blackky hissed then turned to face me.
“Abeg, make I use my own extra bottle take collect pepper soup” He asked.
I nodded, I needed a favour from him so it was only wise that I gave him anything he wanted.
“Oya Monday, one big stout, one star and one pepper soup. Olu go pay”. Bobo waved Monday away.
“You just chop money from client ni abi wetin?” As expected Porky just had to ask.
“So I no fit buy you drink again abi. You know say na since you don marry you don dey get mental problem. If nobody tell you, me go tell you” and everyone busted out laughing.
Time to make my move.
“Blackky, how far? I go need you room key o”
“Why, wetin happen?”
“I get one away match in about ten minutes” I answered with a smile as I picked up my drink.
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