Another December don reach again… Mama Ngozi don begin her drama. Person no fit hear word for compound again. Normally mama Ngozi dey cause trouble from January to December, but na for December everybody for the compound dey feel am pass...
Before I look front, look back, policemen don jack me put inside hilux. I begin shout say I no follow. Na as I enter the Hilux, I realise say na Okada men dey come pack for junction that night, because almost all my colleagues wey we dey stay for...
As I flip through the pages of my okada experience diary, I see another date wey I circle. This one make me burst laugh, I label am as delivery knack. That particular day plaster for my mind. One of my regular customer wey I dey carry well well call...
Na around that time I jam mama Efe wey dey fry akara for one junction. Every morning by 7am I go take my okada carry her children go school, then for night around 10pm I go come her shade, wait make she pack finish, then carry she and her children...
I look her face, na fine girl sha, but that one no concern me, I don close for the night. The girl beg me again say make I just drop her for junction. She just dey roll eyes like say she wan seduce me, the thing no even do me anything, I don already...
With one kind speed wey I no know where the energy come from, I fuck her sotey the mean look turn to crying. For my mind I say if na fuck be the ritual wey go give me money, that means if I fuck her well my money go surplus. E reach when I no even...
After a while the woman waka come outside come meet me, na that time I see her well, e be like say she just baff because she come dey scent fresh fresh and she don comot her white wrapper tie normal Ankara wrapper. True true the woman fat like three...
I don do this Yahoo thing for years, e no get site wey I never bomb to find client. Aswear even Taliban and ISIS no bomb reach me. I do sotey I even do local, enter my church whatsapp group dey find person wey I go scope. Upon say I dey work as...
Na one of those phone applications wey dey display caller identity wey make me know say na Charles dey call me, as I see the name, my mind just tell me say na eim because I no sabi any other Charles. The same Charles wey bin dey cry as eim dey fuck...
My head full that period, say I no run mad na only me sabi how I take survive dey manage myself. No be say I no fit marry Gloria o, infact she fine well well, get sharp body and she sabi do woman things but wetin vex me then na why she use belle set...
Me and Gloria break from the intense kiss wey we bin dey kiss, she put her hand for my shoulder, push her chest front make her breasts press my chest come look me straight for eye like say she dey find something. Her skirt no gree her sit well so...
Sandra just carry her fat body with her mighty weight sit ontop me, naso She open mouth tell me say her papa, my landlord sef dey fuck mama chidi, say she don catch dem together plenty times, my preek wey don stand say if she talk finish I go just...
As we dey drive go the short let apartment wey I rent for the meeting my eyes just dey chop Sandra body, especially her thick fat thighs wey just open for me as she sit beside me inside the motor. she just dey press her phone throughout. I remember...
Mere seeing Collins with Amabe the witch doctor who just fucked me in the restroom verified all my fears about Collins. So this two even knew each other, heeeiiii! What a small world indeed. What if Amabe was Collins’ juju plug and I had gone to the...
Na as shock still gum papa chidi wey eim stand like say dem pin eim leg for ground me I find my way race comot for their apartment. How her husband take enter the house wey me and mama chidi no hear anything as we dey fuck na wetin I no understand...
Amabe climbed on top of the bed and knelt over me pinning me down with his legs, he squeezed me between his strong masculine legs and I lay helplessly as I watched him devour me in the name of a cleansing ritual. I wanted to scream but then I...
Collins was crying for real as he was fucking me, I wanted to tell him to stop and ask why he was crying but I was enjoying the pumping so much and I didn’t want it to end just like that. I was gathered all the moments of that evening in my head, so...
Someone like me who has sworn that I will only make it in this life through hookups can’t come and stress myself with one 9-to-5 job for 30 days and collect one chicken change I can make in just three solid outings. You know there are actually...
I begin pound aunt Rose pussy from that position wey she dey, the thing start to dey sweet her until she sef come begin rise small small dey bend for me, until she position her chest for bed come hang her nyansh for air, I quickly kneel down for her...
I rush the last bottle of beer, na my third bottle that night and normally 3 bottles na my gauge, infact I never even finish the third bottle wey my eyes sef don begin dey turn me small small, but I just maintain composure. I never ready to go...
Shock no even gree me talk, I no even need reason this one because she dey the office that day and everything plus say na she go be the anonymous person. I just stand like one round about statue dey look Aunt Rose, she sef stand put for my doormot...
As soon as morning reach like this, I lie give Nancy say e get work wey I suppose handle for office very early that morning, she say no wahala say she go leave early but at least we don settle our fight. She no know say that one no be my problem, me...
I freeze like say person dey one place press my pause button, I just sit down for bed dey read the message, over and over again. E no get anybody wey I no suspect that moment, e reach when I suspect God sef, say e be like say na heaven wan punish me...
I balance myself for the edge of the table like person wey wan give speech, Mummy Church still sit down ontop the big table for her office, she don already fold her skirt up reach her belle, she rest her two hands for her back use am support her...
If you see the way Mama Chidi grab my waist like person wey catch thief for market, na dat day me sef confirm say if you wan see as woman like fuck reach, just dey fuck am hard and well then stop suddenly and comot your preek, she fit promise you...
Omo as I see Nancy I no know if na to open door or na to just pretend like say I no dey around, but if you see the way she take dey bang my door like say she know say I dey fuck for inside, I know say if I no open the door that moment only God know...
E take me almost one full hour to calm Gloria make she stop to dey cry, naso I just dey beg her dey ask wetin happen, she no gree talk, wetin pain me pass be say I bin wan go another round again, and her cry no give me liver to try anything—...
Before we go fuck finish tidy up reach church that morning, pastor don already finish sermon, na closing praise and worship we jam with announcement. Nancy wey be sabi girl, she arrange am say make we no enter together if not people fit suspect...
I ask Mama Chidi of her husband, she say the man comot go buy something say she just want make I take mouth chop her kpekus small onto say she don miss me wella. True true e don tey me and Mama Chidi fuck last and na because say her husband dey on...
The moment I sight Nancy the first day I go that fellowship, she enter my eye straight, even my guy wey I follow go the prayer ministry tell me say Nancy na very bad girl, but say na coded she dey run. If you sef see as God take complete work for...
