Good morning, I’ve got loads to say but not today, If you’ve not read the first installment, here it is The Bach Eve Enjoy the concluding part __ 6:30pm – Sunday I stood in front of the hotel room where she lodged, I put my...
Good Morning Mortals, Welcome, before you continue to today’s post, lemme rant a bit about D’Banj’s Oyato… Firstly, I don’t understand what people are mad about, this is the classic D’banj only that the intro was...
The post you’re about to read is filled with sarcasm especially from me…..please enjoy! ___ What’s your full name? Yvonne Ifeoma [‘Deolu : Nice to meet you, Ma’am *tries to sneak a look at their vital statistics*] Introvert or Extrovert...
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Morning! Here is the recruit story i told you about last week, written by @the__mykali Please enjoy and find an audio reading by @evajohnson_011 ___ I got employed into this office about 3 weeks ago in an investment firm which I applied and...
I sat there on the sofa, my world swirling around me. Totally drunk and drugged. My nerves were twitchy. My desire was super-intense. But I wasn’t moved to get up from where I sat. I was content on watching Sarah crawl on all fours towards...
Hey, welcome back. I have decided to get off my high horse of using Hi Mortals, Hello Earthlings. It’s not that i am being remorseful about using it or anything. I just want something else for a change. Before I continue, I will like to give a big...
It had been almost an hour since I sat there waiting for Kemi’s arrival. It wasn’t supposed to take her more than 15 minutes getting to my place from hers. I’d called her 3 times, asking her what had kept her so long? She told me there had been an...
Weddings are just so exhausting, I have been running helter skelter trying to finalize all the arrangements. Neither my phone nor myself have been able to catch a break all week, the preparations have been getting the better of me. My phone has...
Hello Mortals, Its been raining all morning, everywhere is cold, this is the perfect weather for 12 people,do the maths whichever way you want. I am excited to write this post because I love tv shows, I watch different types ranging from Action...
“Jonathan, please nau…” Lizzy begged Anytime she called my full name, i knew it was a very serious issue at hand. Nobody ever really called my full name. Everybody knew me as Joe. Most people didn’t even know what the full name was. Joseph or...
This very topic is for the Yoruba folks, I haven’t heard of it from other ethnic groups in Nigeria. Except for the little I know about the Igbo, mostly I heard they generally don’t marry anyone from Mbaise, the reason, I don’t understand...
I’m sorry guys. I know I’ve been a bad bad girl. I should’ve sent my weekly scribbles to Deolu but I was caught up in a lot of things and I didn’t. Forgive me? I hope I’m able to make it up it up you guys. Now that we...
I and my friends were through with our exams for the semester and decided we needed to party all night. The party started at my friend, Jakob’s house. We invited some dudes and dudettes over, got some drinks and played some loud music, the...
Hello Earthlings, We all have the automatic answer for when a woman is abused in a relationship, ranging from, it might be a mistake, you should break up with him, you should dissolve the marriage, you should have him arrested, you should poison his...
Finally I bought a blackberry. This device that many people have been on about, I had always not seen it as a big deal. I had been using my Nokia phone for ages and was a true NOKIA loyalist. But then, I was opportune to go through a female friend’s...
It was indeed a sad day yesterday,we all try to eat healthy, work out, just try our human possible best to keep death far from us. When incidents like this happen, bomb blast, plane crash, auto accident or any form of accident we cant help but feel...
It’s a beautiful day and the sun is shining brightly with that fresh smell of water stained earth and dripping leaves as it rained the night before. I finish my daily workout and even make breakfast in record time, which is a rarity. I catch...
I was stuck in mid-orgasm, if there was anything like that. At this point in sex, there was no going back. You can’t possibly ‘undo’ the orgasm. Which sane man would want to undo an orgasm as breathtaking as this one. And i...
Your names? Samuel Martyns-Yellowe [‘Deolu: I resolve my comment about your name…] #1 Network Twitter,because I get loads of information there Your interests Dancing and singing [‘Deolu: Are they both bathroom hobbies or you actually do them on...
I just started work at this great Oil and Gas company as the P.A to the CEO. I love my job. Awesome pay, great working environment and a responsible boss (he hasn’t made passes at me yet) who lets me be at my best without looking over my...
I was in urgent need of a good lay. I had spent the last 3 weeks reading and preparing for my exams, and I just finished my last paper this morning. Now I’m free, and the first thing that came to my mind was the fact that I hadn’t gotten laid...
Hello Earthlings, Wet wet Monday morning, not that wet jo, you crazy minded infidel, early morning rain ni jo. I got soaked a bit by it sha. Okay, today’s post is actually a question that I would like you to answer by percentage. The issue of...
“Renewable energy is natural energy which does not have a limited supply. Renewable energy can be used again and again, and will never run out…” I can barely concentrate on what this lecturer is saying. Why do we have to have a...
Written by @the__mykali . . .I wanted to slam her by all means possible. How could such a seductive beauty come to my house with all these sexiness and expect me to just watch? I devised a plan in my head. I was gonna pour some water or orange juice...
Hello Mortals, A new week filled with opportunities and excitement, get up and make the best of it The line above is my early morning psych, not been working for a while. This week, I’ll be premièring 2 brand new series, one is Zoe’s...
Hello Mortals, You should get used to me calling you mortals, buhahaha *laughing to Cumical’s face, you blady twitter infidel* So, the heat of Muna & Mode 9 passed yesterday. This post is about that rather its about how RMG handled it, I...
Hi Mortals, Have you noticed my ‘prouding’ opening recently??? Looool Here is an adult story from one of the most brilliant adult writers i know, i sure hope you enjoy it and leave a comment please. He wants to post anonymous…...
Hello Mavins, So, most of us have heard Solar Plexus, here are @olubela’s thoughts on them Before i continue, Does the title of the album have anything to do with Don Jazzy watching the Big Bang theory???? Either you agree with her or not...
Good day yall, Here is a story sent to me by @nuelnonny, i hope you enjoy it and please share your comments. __ I’m a huge fan of sleep, however I also tend to wake up easily even by the smallest disturbance of someone talking along the hallway or...
