March 29, 2024


Suits, Scandal, Politics & P-Square

 

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Suits, Scandal, Politics & P-Square

Hi guys,
I hope you all enjoyed the weekend. So, I have been observing things for a while now and I have shit load of complaints and grievances to be honest. I can’t guarantee that this wouldn’t anger you in a way but to be honest, it creeps me out personally.
First on my agenda today is the verbal tic, almost all our politicians have this problem, anything any bad things happen, thats the first thing they say to the newspaper and anyone who cares to hear is “I condemn this act”. For me, I am always stunned for a minute, you condemn this act like someone is gonna come out and say they embrace the evil act. Shortly after the public condemnation, comes Mr. President promises to bring the perpetrators to book which never happens.
Most times, I just pause and wonder, how will the terrorists take this? Are they gonna wrap things up because some nut job politician has condemned them. Will Abubakar Shekau call up his generals in the meeting with tears in his eyes and tell them;
“I’m sorry guys but we need to stop killing people, no one is finding it funny anymore. some of the most respected politicians in Nigeria have condemned us, we have by this brought shame to our ourselves and our nation, we cannot continue to do this, we need to shut this down immediately. So, give back your arm and lets all match to the nearest army barracks”
I doubt the above will ever happen, I strongly doubt that, let our leaders stop with the useless condemnation, it will never do anything, we need something more than condemnation in the pages of the newspaper, action! is what we need. Am I the only who thinks our soldiers are been sacrificed by the government, Nigeria’s ecomog once toppled a nation because insurgents took over the country when the leader was visiting Nigeria, we went into that country, took down the insurgent and re-instated that president to power, its true, ask true Nigerian historian, it happened in the 90s.
Fast forward to 2013/14, we’re having issues fighting insurgents that in the 90s, we would have wiped in 2 months. So, for me, its clear its more than a protest against the government, its been motivated by some people somewhere, and I’m afraid the government knows. When will we do something about this. I’m sorry I’m sounding like a broken record, everyone has already said this but as I have said, these are my complaints.
What else is troubling me sef? Yes, this issue of P-Square splitting up, please if you can’t take what I’m about to say, its better you just close this page right now. I was reading online that some celeb wants us to pray for them not to split up, and here is my 2 cents. Thankfully, I dont need to write this anymore as they’ve settled, Thank you, Jesus.
I will not, I repeat I will not say a single prayer for them not to split up, grown ass men who can’t settle a dispute, have you forgotten you guys are family? Have you forgotten the saying that family is everything?
 
You guys came from nothing, I still remember your señorita video, it was crappy but it was the beginning, you all gave it your best and then years down the line, you realise that you can’t tolerate yourselves anymore. Michael Jackson publicly credited your personally video that idolises Michael. I will not join anyone to join hands and sing kumbaya for you. I need to pray for you like I need an infected scrotum. Mtchewww
 
3 guys almost 40 years old each can’t sit down together to settle disputes , one is rumoured to be  complaining of been sidelined, I read somewhere that one of them moved out, hopefully, the same person complaining. No need for the mathematics of how you get sidelined, its that easy, when you stop rolling with crew as much as you used to, its bound to be like that.
 
I will not be praying for them not to split if as adults they can’t resolve issues amicably rather rumour has it that lawyers wanna help them divide the properties, go ahead, just remember you guys are family. The reason we were able to tolerate Mo’Hits was because they were close friends not family. The honest truth is that when that move happens, shit loads of upcoming artistes are gonna jump on the scene, same thing happened when the mo’hits guys split as well. Who the take-over guys are, we don’t know for sure.
To my next rant, what the fuck is happening on SUITS and Scandal, Suits first, what the hell is going on with the writers of suits, what happened to the awesomeness displayed in season 1 and 2, what happened with harvey’s grape-sized vibranium balls he had earlier. It is rather getting unbelievably annoying. Here are some of my grudges.
1. Why the fuck did one case last for almost 6-7 episodes, what the fuck were you thinking? You thought it would have been great abi? Guess what?! We fucking hate it. I don’t care if you bring Ned Stark’s wife from Game of thrones as Eva Hessington or the Eunuch as Darby. It doesn’t mean much when the story is dragging and Harvey seems not to be able to do his job well like we know him to.
2. Personally, I love Scottie in the previous seasons, but what the fuck is wrong with her? Must she be all up in Harvey’s business? If the man says he doesn’t want to talk about something, leave him the fuck alone, the chic is always fighting our guy, which automatically makes her our enemy. He isn’t closing cases with boldness anymore, they fight every 30 minutes, this shit is sucking the life of the show. I just hope they will revisit their awesome days in season 1. Donna almost told Harvey to grow some balls towards the end of season 3. If they’re gonna continue jerking harvey’s balls, they might as well cancel the show. Look at Banshee for example, its a fucking awesome, great fights, awesome sex scenes and nice stories.
Finally, my beef is with Scandal, Jesus Christ, the protector of everything good and holy, save me from the writers of scandal. Why the fuck can’t Olivia stop crying, you’ve been the formidable crisis/campaign manager for 3 seasons, can you fucking stop crying in every gawd damn episode, that would be great if we can watch an episode of scandal without you crying.
The cry thing really creeps me out, every episode??? Do gladiators cry? I think not, and for the love of God, Olivia please come to terms that governments are built on blood and and scandals as the show is titled. Thank you.
I will like to use this channel to say how I am impressed with Olivia’s father, that woman will wear a pink skirt suit and will still look like a man, Eli Pope and Cyrus Been are the only people that make me watch scandal. Don’t get me started on Jake Ballard, when he became command, I was feeling him until this crazy night he spent with Olivia.
Good God, Jake!!! You’re fucking gawd damn command, get your balls in check, and how the fuck is it possible for Olivia to shut down B613. I’m sorry but it makes absolutely no sense. From the way B613 has been described from the beginning of the show, its a stealth agency beyond the presidency. So, someone fucking explain it to me how it got shut down like a kindergarten school. Its written as more powerful than the CIA, and hulk shuts it down like that and no one is tracking him down and shit, gimme a fucking break.
And the stupid idea that Olivia is still in love with Fitz is beyond annoying, they just use their telephone conversation scenes to buy time, Its borderline annoying, there wouldnt be any fucking VERMONT!!!! You cant have the man, Olivia, he will never be yours. Shut it down… Jesus Christ!!!!
The angle of Fitz’ father raping Melly was nice, but overall, i think its terrible now and what the fuck, just kill Queen Perkins & Columbus Short, they have zero importance on the show which is why they attached Adnan Selif (unbelievably hot indian chic) and joining B613, what the fuck does Queen Perkins know, how did she become B613 agent, its fucking irritating, and they dint see Olivia’s mother coming as they shagged in the car park. Really, I need to stop with this scandal rants abeg.
Great show though, now here is the thing, I don’t hate all of these shows, I just feel they can be better, i know how tedious it is to write shows, so, you guys are doing a great job. These are just my complaints and grievances, Feel free to write yours in the comment box.

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