Hello peeps, its no longer news how Boko Haram has been wrecking havoc around the North, the question i wanna ask is,when will this Boko Haram charade end? Our prayers are with the people of Kano, Bauchi & Yobe, such a sad and pathetic series of events. How many more Nigerians have to lose their lives before our President realizes that Boko Haram isn’t a national threat we have to live with but a menace we need to curb like yesterday?
When will he start firing people in the Police, SSS and every other security service agency. Its quite appalling that all these are happening without any concrete response to curbing it. One thing I’m sure about is that, if one of the President’s family gets killed by one of these explosions then the President will take this more seriously.
Moving on, last week friday we premiered the new segment called ‘Beautiful People’, what do you think about it?
Today’s post is about what most of us at one point or the other must have experienced. Be it if you’re the rebound guy or girl or another term for fall guy.
Not everyone wants to be the rebound person but i seriously don’t mind being the rebound person for Rihanna, Eva Mendez, Sofia Vergara and many more insanely beautiful women. I’m not sure of any Naija celeb sha, maybe Genevieve or Dammy Adegbite, i like Dammy Adegbite, she’s so adorable.
For me, the idea of a rebound guy is a win-win situation, she’s moping over her ex-boyfriend, and I’m having the best of what I want with her. Most times, if you’re as cool as you think you’re; you would be able to show her what she’s missing while she was dating that loser. How much fun she can have and probably with time, you can win her over if thats your ultimate aim. You will club together, go to the movies together and do many more fun activities.
Here is the high point of the whole arrangement.Say for instance; you meet up with her ex-boyfriend at some place, its the core of your job description to make sure she doesn’t look like she missing him at all, you need to be necking her, gisting with her like your life depends on it. At an earlier time, when she was moping about how cool their relationship was, one way or the other she would have shown you his picture or you might even know him. So, you also have to be on the alert for anyone that looks like him.
If you spot him on the dancing floor at a club, you need to intensify the dance, the grinding has to be more intense. By intense, i mean lovingly not in a way, the guy would feel she’s a tramp and thank his stars he dumped her, No not that way. But in a way he would feel like he has lost her to someone who can take care of her better than he can. That’s the whole point of a fall guy, you’re to show her more fun than her ex-boyfriend could. Eventually, make him jealous.
A whole lot depends on how much she has gotten over him, if she hasn’t gotten over him, it wouldn’t be easy for you to help her achieve the jealousy part of it because she might just not be able to put herself out there for you,she might have this guilt streak which isn’t good for the purpose of a rebound guy. The aim is to have guiltless fun. In some cases, if the jealousy part was achieved very well, you can kiss your ass goodbye on her because her ex would call her later and apologize, confess how much he misses her and why they need to get back together. If she buys it, then your ass is gone, her mission is accomplished but if she’s totally over him then maybe you might be lucky to have her then.
For some ladies, the fall guy has to be way better than her ex, he must be of the same height, or taller, never shorter. He must earn more money than her ex, he must drive a bigger car than her ex. He must sha be bigger than her ex in almost every way. That is ideal, but then if you’re better than him in some other ‘department’, yours can work as well :D.
I have helped some ladies out as a rebound guy, although some didn’t lead to sex, many of them wanted to spite their ex-boyfriend. A friend of mine explained what happened and i felt for her so much.
*I know listening to one side of the story isn’t fair, so park well :D*
Anyway, we decided to do movies one Wednesday like that, i think it was a movie premiere sef. Her boyfriend was a movie buff, we went there and as planned we saw him. Well, lets just say I’m quite goodlooking, i can like to pose small sha. I was dressed in corporate, looking super sharp, i made sure i flirted with her at the ticket stand and popcorn stand. I made her laugh a lot and also made sure she looked like the center of my world. It was fun anyway, i was learning how to cut my teeth with been a fall guy. Long story short, she texted me later that the guy called to apologize and they’re back together. So, in case you’ve not gotten over your ex-boyfriend and you need a fall guy, feel free to contact me 😀
I charge premium but in some regards, i can do it for free, depending on the degree of hotness. loool
Also heard of another relationship where the guy was always beating her up, i refused to be the fall guy for that project, she’s a good friend but then i cant lose my good looks and probably my front teeth if he gets offensive and i cant fight. This is someone who beats his own girlfriend, someone he claims he loves, so what will he do to me, who he probably doesn’t like sef. So, i stuck to my guns and told her to move on with her life.
Ordinary people, Philosophers have always said nobody knows what women want, i cant imagine why you would continue dating someone who beats you up, i don’t get the rationale behind that. I have a friend who broke up a relationship of 4 years because the guy slapped her, and this relationship was heading to the altar. Everyone begged her but she refused accept the guy’s apologies. Her reason was that it would only get worse, maybe true maybe not true.
Being a fall guy is a fantastic situation for most guys especially when it comes with the sex. So, let me ask you as a guy, have you been a fall guy willingly before and as a girl, have you ever used someone as a fall guy or will you ever.
Keep Reppin’
‘Deolu Bubble
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