{"id":4376,"date":"2014-11-17T13:33:39","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T12:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deolububble.com\/general\/ndb\/?p=4376"},"modified":"2014-11-17T13:33:39","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T12:33:39","slug":"7-stupidest-ways-to-kill-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deolububble.com\/general\/ndb\/7-stupidest-ways-to-kill-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Stupidest Ways To Accidentally Kill Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>1. Wearing Too Long a Scarf<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_isadora3.jpg\" alt=\"Wearing Too Long a Scarf\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>In the 1920s, Dancer Isadora Duncan was a ravishing beauty with a long, <span id=\"IL_AD9\" class=\"IL_AD\">slender<\/span> neck. She also enjoyed wearing long flowing scarves and going for drives in the French countryside. Unfortunately, that combination of desires proved to be fatal: while sitting in the <span id=\"IL_AD3\" class=\"IL_AD\">passenger<\/span> seat of a sports car, her red scarf blew back and got caught in the rear-wheel axle, snapping her lovely neck in two and killing her instantly. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.history.com\/this-day-in-history\/dancer-isadora-duncan-is-killed-in-car-accident\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jpmoore\/36-weird-ways-to-die\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>2. Eating Too Much Pudding<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_adolf-fredrik3.jpg\" alt=\"Eating Too Much Pudding\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>There is gluttony, and then there is King Adolf Frederick of Sweden. On February 12, 1771, the King sat down for a meal\u2026 and never got up. After eating a meal fit for a King, consisting of lobster, caviar, and champaigne, he decided to top it off with something sweet. Adolph managed to consume 14 bowls of Semla, a creme-filled pastry served in a bowl of hot milk, before his <span id=\"IL_AD11\" class=\"IL_AD\">digestive<\/span> system failed. I am not pudding you on. (<a href=\"http:\/\/listverse.com\/2007\/08\/09\/10-truly-bizarre-deaths\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"3\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>3. Playing Music Too Loudly<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_headphones3.jpg\" alt=\"Playing Music Too Loudly\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>LOOK OUT, THERE\u2019S A HELICOPTER ABOUT TO CRASH!!! Isaiah Otieno might have heard that, or the terrifying sounds of an out-of-control helicopter\u2026 if he hadn\u2019t been wearing headphones. Otieno was out for a walk in <span id=\"IL_AD4\" class=\"IL_AD\">British Columbia<\/span> to mail a letter when the freak accident occurred, killing the pilot and occupants as well as the hapless pedestrian. Sometimes it pays to pay attention.<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/ll_embed?f=bb380dfc4aad\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/view?i=bf0_1265593464\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"4\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>4.\u00a0Dying Ironically: Owner of Segway Inc. dies on Segway<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_segwaycliff2953.jpg\" alt=\"Dying Ironically: Owner of Segway Inc. dies on Segway\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Call it a twist of fate, or just plain idiocy. James W. Heselden had recently taken charge of the Segway company \u2013 you know, those annoying, two wheeled devices that were supposed to be all the rage, but instead <span id=\"IL_AD6\" class=\"IL_AD\">have been<\/span> adopted only by postal officers and mall cops? Out for a victory ride, perhaps, Heselden accidentally steered his Segway off the cliffs near his home in England. As the old saying goes, live by the Segway, die by the Segway\u2026. (<a href=\"http:\/\/wheels.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/09\/27\/segway-owner-dies-in-segway-crash\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"5\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>5. Playing Too Many Video Games<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_StarCraft_II_Zerg%20(1)3.jpg\" alt=\"Playing Too Many Video Games\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>The last thing he saw\u2026<\/p>\n<p>To say that Lee Seung Seop had a video game addiction is <span id=\"IL_AD12\" class=\"IL_AD\">somewhat<\/span> of an understatement \u2013 he quit his job in order to devote more time to playing. In August 2005, he began a marathon video game at a local South Korean coffeeshop. Playing for 50 hours straight, only stopping for naps or bathroom breaks, he collapsed from dehydration and heart failure. Game over. (<a href=\"http:\/\/science.howstuffworks.com\/environmental\/life\/human-biology\/7-strange-ways-to-die.htm#page=7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"6\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>6. Jumping Off The Eiffel Tower in a Parachute Suit Test<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_Flying_tailor3.jpg\" alt=\"Jumping Off The Eiffel Tower in a Parachute Suit Test\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Franz Reichelt, a French <span id=\"IL_AD8\" class=\"IL_AD\">tailor<\/span>, was obsessed with his idea of creating a wearable parachute suit for aviators who might be in danger. He called himself The Flying Tailor, and arranged to have a test run for his <span id=\"IL_AD7\" class=\"IL_AD\">invention<\/span> atop the <span id=\"IL_AD1\" class=\"IL_AD\">Eiffel Tower<\/span> on Feb. 4, 1912, promising to use a dummy. It turns out he did use a dummy \u2013 himself \u2013 and horrified onlookers watched as he strapped on the para-suit and promptly plunged to his death. Thanks to YouTube, his first and final jump has been preserved for all <span id=\"IL_AD2\" class=\"IL_AD\">to watch<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BepyTSzueno\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a name=\"7\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"c_a_c_sn\">\n<div><em><strong>7. Sex and Viagra Overdose<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/_media\/imgs\/articles2\/a98384_110406-viagra-5p.grid-6x23.jpg\" alt=\"Sex and Viagra Overdose\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>This guy was F-ing stupid. Two girls bet Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old <span id=\"IL_AD10\" class=\"IL_AD\">man<\/span>, $3000 he couldn\u2019t go at it <span id=\"IL_AD5\" class=\"IL_AD\">all day<\/span> in the sack with them. To prove them wrong the Russian downed an entire bottle of Viagra and went for it. Twelve hours later, he won the bet\u2026 but died of a heart attack. (<a href=\"http:\/\/digitaljournal.com\/article\/268197\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bukisa.com\/articles\/281753_12-absurd-and-strange-ways-to-die\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Source: Oddee.com<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Wearing Too Long a Scarf In the 1920s, Dancer Isadora Duncan was a ravishing beauty with a long, slender neck. She also enjoyed wearing long flowing scarves and going for drives in the French countryside. 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