Well, it was nice to see her again. Maybe we could play some tennis tomorrow. Or make a big glass of juice, and she could fill me in on the last year of her life since her folks moved away or\u2026<\/p>\n
That mental train fell right off the track when my wife nudged Ireti towards me, and the grinning teen rounded the kitchen counter and then bounded over for a hug, crushing her sleek little body into mine.<\/p>\n
Huh? Ireti was naked from the waist down.<\/p>\n
\u201cIreti, you\u2019re not wearing any trouser.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNope, and I\u2019m not going to be wearing any tomorrow or the next day, either. So\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
I looked at my wife over Ireti\u2019s shoulder. \u201cWhoa, you win. As birthday presents go, having a half-naked coed wandering around our\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
My wife held up her hand and was biting her lip to fight back her laugh, \u201cHold on genius, you didn\u2019t let Ireti finish.\u201d<\/p>\n
I looked back down at Ireti. She was smiling up at me as she waited patiently. \u201cI was going to say that I\u2019m not wearing any pants so you can fuck me whenever you want while I\u2019m here for the weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n
I felt woozy. The entire world rotated left about three degrees.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut only?\u201d My wife looked at Ireti and arched an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah,\u201d Ireti nodded and smiled even brighter, \u201cjust in my butt though. Sorry, anal only. Oge\u2019s rule.\u201d<\/p>\n
In the pause that stretched out after, the first thing I thought to do was look around for some hidden cameras. This had to be a prank.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re\u2026 you\u2019re serious?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYep,\u201d they answered in stereo.<\/p>\n
My wife made her \u201cpatient face\u201d while she cracked open a few peanuts from a bowl on the counter. It\u2019s the face she makes when she explains stuff to me. One last time: she\u2019s smarter than me.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou see love, I\u2019ve done a lot of thinking about our anal sex problem. I\u2019m just never going to like it. At one point, I was even looking into hypnosis. But the idea of paying some psychiatrist to put me to sleep and convince me that I liked it in the ass seemed too weird to go through with it.\u201d<\/p>\n
She snickered, then shook her head and chewed a few peanuts. She was giving me time to let this sink in before continuing.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe trouble was, I was thinking about our problem like a wife. I should have been thinking about it like an accountant. When I switched gears, it took all of thirty seconds to figure out what to do about this whole butt sex thing.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled as she came over to play at Ireti\u2019s hair playfully, \u201cI\u2019m outsourcing it. To an expert.\u201d She patted the little lady\u2019s head.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re an expert?\u201d I looked down at Ireti suspiciously.<\/p>\n
\u201cYep, I\u2019ve had more than my share of backdoor loving. In secondary school, I let one of the guys on the football team give it to me in the ass. And I really liked it. He bragged about it in the locker room the next day. After that, there was a waiting list for my butt. The mini skirts I wore half the year helped too. Great advertising. What is it with you guys and mini skirts anyway?\u201d she laughed.<\/p>\n
I couldn\u2019t answer because I was still processing.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo you never wondered why I had so many dates in high school, Joe?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI just thought you were popular\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I was popular all right,\u201d Ireti laughed, \u201cAnd I loved every minute of it too. But I went cold turkey on that stuff when I started university. I don\u2019t need that reputation following me up there.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cExcept?\u201d my wife prompted, chewing more peanuts calmly.<\/p>\n
Ireti nodded. \u201cExcept now I miss getting fucked in the ass. A lot. And there\u2019s nobody to play those games with me at school. I\u2019m going crazy. Of course, it didn\u2019t help that Oge sent me that package full of anal porn, sneaky bitch,\u201d Ireti giggled.<\/p>\n
\u201cOr?\u201d Oge\u2019s nose twitched proudly.<\/p>\n
\u201cOr the pics she e-mailed me of your giant dick,\u201d Ireti smirked.<\/p>\n
My wife grinned. \u201cSorry Ireti, but it did give you some interesting material for those lonely nights up at school. It also softened you up a little too before I pitched my idea,\u201d she admitted.<\/p>\n
My wife looked up at me, \u201cYou see where this is going, honey? You\u2019re going to help Ireti and she\u2019s going to help you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She took Ireti by the hips and tugged her away, \u201cGirlie, why don\u2019t you bend over the kitchen table there and show him what he\u2019s won? I\u2019m going to go watch his Friday night TV shows. This is going to take awhile.\u201d<\/p>\n
I watched my wife leave.<\/p>\n
Dammit, I love my wife.<\/p>\n
Ireti grinned and moved to the kitchen table. She slowly draped her little body onto it from the waist and looked back at me over her shoulder expectantly.<\/p>\n
I looked down.<\/p>\n
Ireti\u2019s bare ass was precisely what you\u2019d think a nineteen-year-old star ass would look like. It was tiny and round and firm. Her toned miniature cheeks made a tight cleavage. There were even two magical little dimples just above her ass on either side of her spine. It was the single sexiest butt I\u2019d ever seen. Even sexier than my wife\u2019s.<\/p>\n
Ireti was staring at me as she swished her hips from side to side a little. Her tiny butt swayed back and forth without a single jiggle.<\/p>\n
Oh, dear god, in heaven.<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ahead and touch me. Don\u2019t be scared. I\u2019m your birthday present.\u201d<\/p>\n
I reached forward and touched Ireti\u2019s ass like you\u2019d touch the holy grail or the Ark of the Covenant. With reverence, awe, and humility. This was proof that there was a divine power out there. He existed, and he had moulded this little lady\u2019s perfect ass just for me.<\/p>\n
Touch it? Oh no, it needed to be worshipped.<\/p>\n
I fell to my knees in my own kitchen and buried my face between the finest butt I have ever seen.<\/p>\n
Ireti didn\u2019t seem surprised a bit. She didn\u2019t jump. She didn\u2019t even twitch. And she certainly didn\u2019t wiggle away. No, she actually pushed her ass into my face. And she moaned.<\/p>\n
\u201cYour wife got me some strawberry body wash. Like the smell? I just used it in your shower a little bit ago. I wanted to be nice and fresh for you. Of course, I\u2019m happy to go funky too. If that\u2019s what you like. I\u2019m game for anything this weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n
She clenched her cheeks around me gently a few times as she talked, massaging my face with her buns. Ireti knew her ass was phenomenal, and she knew how to use it to drive a guy wild.<\/p>\n
\u201cI love yr ass,\u201d I muffled out from her butt, refusing to pull away long enough to pay her a compliment.<\/p>\n
She understood me anyway.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo happy to find a boy who fully appreciates it.\u201d<\/p>\n
She reached back and grabbed my head, and pulled my face into her more firmly.<\/p>\n
\u201cLick me,\u201d she whispered, \u201cI want you to.\u201d<\/p>\n
My tongue came out on its own and lapped at her tiny pale sphincter, twisting and digging at her tight little knot.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s it. Keep licking. Oooh, I missed this,\u201d I heard her groan. \u201cHere, give me your hand too?\u201d<\/p>\n
She reached back and guided it up to her little mound. Her pussy was completely hairless and perfectly smooth.<\/p>\n
\u201cLike it Joe? I sugared myself bare for you last night. It hurt a little but now I\u2019m so smooth and bald for you. I\u2019ve been looking forward to this weekend. I\u2019ve been texting Oge about it all week. I was worried she would back out.\u201d<\/p>\n
Ireti circled my thumb and teased it at the entrance to her already slick pussy. Then she dragged my thumb down her smooth slit and centred it on the hardened nub of her clit.<\/p>\n
\u201cRub me a little too? Real gently while you\u2019re rimming me. It always makes me cum,\u201d she panted.<\/p>\n
I swirled tight circles on her clit. It was as hard as a little pebble. With some patience, I also pried my tongue through her asshole and drove it in and out of her quivering opening. It was twitching and snapping on my tongue like something small and hungry.<\/p>\n