My friend, Debby, and I with some of her other friends planned a room party which was mainly drinking, smoking, dancing, and whatever you would like to do.
Back then at that time, I was still in the world deep and I just had a breakup but was pretending like everything was fine because I hate sympathy, and I cannot be crying anyhow.
So, we got dressed and went for our vibes and inshallah things.
We settled in and started drinking (mixed drinks), it had a lot in it (no time to dey shalaye), there was this girl there and she was a whole vibe.
She taught me some smoking skills, we kissed and did stuff, all of a sudden this dude, Ayo just came from nowhere
(Aha, this daughter of Zion will off pant)
I was tripping but I had to form hard girl. I ended up smoking with him and I had to deep kiss, everything got intense real quick so we moved it to the toilet.
At least, I thought about this one nightstand
(well, I only get to live once so f*ck it), we both got undressed and I immediately requested he put on a condom.
I positioned for a doggy (world’s best position), my hands placed on the toilet tank. I should have known placing it that way was a bad idea.
The first stroke hit me so hard, I had a loud moan and held onto the tank properly.
The only thing I could remember with the second stroke was, I couldn’t remember anything, I blacked out.
I woke up to a bag of ice massaging my forehead, and so many faces looking down at my face.
Apparently, I hit my head on the tank of the water closet after the second stroke and passed out, definitely didn’t see that coming.
So that’s how people just die during sex sha.
Moral of the story: Guys, please learn to build up tempo, go from slow to fast. This one nearly killed me because he likes it hard and fast from the beginning. Nigerian men, let’s not be unfortunate in 2021.
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